Current Name Game
Don’t Call It Divorce: Renaming Conscious Uncoupling
When is a divorce not a divorce? Apparently, when it’s a “conscious uncoupling,” à la Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s just-announced split. (Presumably following an unconscious coupling.) Which got us thinking: what other euphemisms might there be for the dreaded D-word? Come on, PopNamers, help the thousands of soon-to-be-exes who’d love to put a positive spin on their impending—how shall we say?—individuated state.
Individually Aware
mincemeaty
Mindful Unmarriage
the dolphin
One-derful
harry
Decoupling
elinor
relationship reframe
J.G.
De-Spousing
Carmella
Singled Out
ling
Marital Cleanse
Pharrell's Hat
Relationship Halving
Pharrell's Hat
Spousal Outsourcing
Llewellyn
Couple Realignment
mcee
Merrytal Conclusion
mcee
Mutual Marital Termination
mcee
Marital Minimization
mcee
Gobbledivorce
mcee
Stepford separation
TJB
Singlehood reclamation
TJ Brooks
Out-relationshipped
L.B.
Unobligated
L.B.
Departnered
L.B.
Unpartnered
L.B.
matrimonial restructuring
poki
matrimonial maneuvering
poki
relationship restructuring
3x relationship restructurer
enjoying 2 homes
emi
Between Marriages
Ricky
Unencumbered
bangkok b.r.
Ex-Plus
mcee
Back-elor/Back-elorette
jr.
Decoupled
Ddd
unanointed
GpaD
Return to Oneness
Gerald P.
Untying the Knot
Elinor
Singled
mags
Un-hitched
Mel
Marital miss
Betinda
Wed-unlocked
L. J.
Spouse Recycling
Jennie
Freedom Ritual
Tom S.
Free at Last!
BG
Disengagement
CoachCarla
Liv-Vorce
Alex Kelley
Unmarrying
Singleton
Un-re-committing
emi
Un-Wedded Bliss
Betinda
Fun-nullment
Aak
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