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Don’t Call It Divorce: Renaming Conscious Uncoupling

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When is a divorce not a divorce? Apparently, when it’s a “conscious uncoupling,” à la Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s just-announced split. (Presumably following an unconscious coupling.) Which got us thinking: what other euphemisms might there be for the dreaded D-word? Come on, PopNamers, help the thousands of soon-to-be-exes who’d love to put a positive spin on their impending—how shall we say?—individuated state.

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    Individually Aware

    mincemeaty

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    Mindful Unmarriage

    the dolphin

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    One-derful

    harry

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    Decoupling

    elinor

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    relationship reframe

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    De-Spousing

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    Singled Out

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    Gobbledivorce

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    Stepford separation

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    Singlehood reclamation

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    Unpartnered

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    matrimonial restructuring

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    matrimonial maneuvering

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    relationship restructuring

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    enjoying 2 homes

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    Between Marriages

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    Unencumbered

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    Ex-Plus

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    Back-elor/Back-elorette

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    Decoupled

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    unanointed

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    Return to Oneness

    Gerald P.

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    Untying the Knot

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    Singled

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    Marital miss

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    Wed-unlocked

    L. J.

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    Spouse Recycling

    Jennie

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    Freedom Ritual

    Tom S.

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    Free at Last!

    BG

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    Disengagement

    CoachCarla

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    Liv-Vorce

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    Unmarrying

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    Un-re-committing

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    Un-Wedded Bliss

    Betinda

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    Fun-nullment

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