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This is Your Captain Pleading: Rename United Airlines!

Sometimes when companies do a big no-no, they change their name hoping they won’t have to stay in timeout for quite so long. (After the private military company Blackwater killed 17 Iraqi civilians, they renamed as XE and later as Academi.) Well, jet-setters, we’re wondering if it isn’t time for United to chart a new course toward friendlier skies. After videos emerged of a man being dragged out of his seat on an overbooked plane, their stock dropped and the world recoiled. PopNamers, the sky is the limit. What would you rename United Airlines?

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