Current Name Game
Bowels and Consonants: Renaming the Vibrant Vibrating Capsule
Sometimes, the going gets tough—really tough. It happens to the best of us—those times when Gandalf seems to be shouting at you, but neither prunes nor prayer will help. But now there’s an innovation that’s poised to bring relief to anal-retentive types: the Vibrant Vibrating Capsule. This multivitamin-sized pill vibrates in your colon to mimic peristalsis, the body’s process for pushing poo through the bowels. C’mon, PoopNamers, make haste and waste to name this “breakthrough.” Just don’t strain too hard.