Current Name Game
A More Suitable Union: Renaming The Suitsy
Do you dread the daily tedium of putting on your clothes? Well, guys, get ready to jump out of your pants. Designer Jesse Herzog has just successfully crowdfunded his ‘lovechild of a suit and a onesie,’ which he has proudly named The Suitsy. “Imagine looking professional but feeling like you’re in pajamas!” Herzog writes. The Suitsy is pants, shirt, and jacket all sewn together and fastened with a hidden zipper, allowing wearers to literally step out of their beds and into their suits. Although we’re enthralled by Herzog’s long overdue union of fashion and comfort, we think this revolution in menswear could use some naming alterations. So suit up, Popnamers! It’s time to tailor a name to fit.