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Return of the PoopNamer: Naming the BM-Predicting Wearable
Sometimes duty calls at the wrong time. Duty calls grandpa at the tee of the 14th hole. Duty calls Britney while she’s on the 405 at rush hour. Well, worry no more folks, because a new device has just been announced that will predict the ETA of your BM before you even have the urge to go. The device, called D Free, is being marketed as a medical wearable for individuals with disabilities or other medical conditions. We don’t want to pooh-pooh a name, but we think that you can doo better, PopNamers!
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