Current Name Game
High-fructose corn sugar?
High-fructose corn syrup by another name would taste just too sweet. At least according to the FDA, who recently rejected the Corn Refiners Association’s bid to rename it “corn sugar.” Blamed for tubby tots and growing guts, the syrup could use some rebranding. What would you rename the sweetener?
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Anchors Ahoy
maize glaze
crazy maizy
glucorn
super sugar
sticky sugar
liquid gold
Corn Sweetner
fatose
Corny BS
Sugar Bloated
Corn Nectar
Sugar & Vice
Lie-Fructose Corn Syrup
Sugar & Lies
F***tose
hi-frucorn
corporate cleaning
the best of corn
earwax
ear wax
yellow syrup
yellup
corup
better sugar
bit-o-corn
HfcS
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