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Migratory Beards: Naming Facial Hair Transplants
Midlife crisis? Forget the new Beamer and start sporting a beard instead. Beard transplants are on the rise, and men with patchy growth want new face fur, even if they have to pay through the nose to get it. Hair transplant surgeons from London to Miami are reporting a sharp uptick in requests. Whether you want to wizen up that baby-face, or just need to brush up your Santa act to moonlight at the mall during the holidays, you may find yourself reupholstering your mug. PopNamers, get out those razor-sharp wits of yours and come up with a new name for beard transplants!
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Chin Music
Man Merkin
PuckerBrush
HairWare
teamry
Stubbfull
Fuzzion
Hair We Go!
Manplants
Buzz Fuzz
Her Suit
Faceplant
Beardsplant
Chinsplant
ZZ Special
Head-to-Here
Gandalf Glory
Fauxlicles
Weird Beard
Hair There
Chic Cheek
Stubble Double
Now o’clock Shadow
Briskers
Designer Stubble
Brisker Whiskers
Chop Chops
ZipChops
Fastache
Facial Foliage
Boldfaced
FuzzFix
FreshFuzz
TransBeard