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Urine for a Surprise: Renaming San Francisco’s Pee Repellant Paint
Ah, The Mission. The air is sweet with the aroma of $6 espresso, woodfired sourdough, and pee. Yes, even though your apartment’s monthly rent approaches the price of a European vacation, people still gotta go, and your building’s wall seemed like it already had a small puddle growing there anyway. Public urination is such a problem in San Francisco that officials introduced a new paint that is so hydrophobic, liquid literally bounces right off of it, converting a normal wall into a pee-deflecting forcefield. Surveillance videos of these new walls show surprised offenders quickly backing up midstream, pissed off and on. So you know what to do PopNamers, name the pee parrying paint!