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Migratory Beards: Naming Facial Hair Transplants

Midlife crisis? Forget the new Beamer and start sporting a beard instead. Beard transplants are on the rise, and men with patchy growth want new face fur, even if they have to pay through the nose to get it. Hair transplant surgeons from London to Miami are reporting a sharp uptick in requests. Whether you want to wizen up that baby-face, or just need to brush up your Santa act to moonlight at the mall during the holidays, you may find yourself reupholstering your mug. PopNamers, get out those razor-sharp wits of yours and come up with a new name for beard transplants!

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